It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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