Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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