69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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