We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Drake has all the answers
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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