I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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