How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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