we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize