Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
COCAINE IS GR8
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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