wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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