Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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