Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
