Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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