I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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