Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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