the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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