i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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