I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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