My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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