you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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