I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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