The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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