Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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