Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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