What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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