you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If I die, sorry about rent.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
