remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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