Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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