we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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