i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
