Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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