I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think my mom watched the whole time
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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