you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
love makes seman taste better
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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