I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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