Where did you get a picture of my penis
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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