69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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