Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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