I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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