Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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