Buhtt sex?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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