i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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