No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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