He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
All the doctor said was why
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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