What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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