i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
