i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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