Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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