he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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