the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
So. Much. Porn.
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