you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
