Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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