I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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