Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
