yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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