Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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