Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My bed smells like the plague
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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