We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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